How to Eat Her Girl

1- Start by being what they call painfully slow- while softly , barely touching  her wanting skin . Tease her with slow blows of air close enough that you’re not kissing her,but she can feel just how much you want her. Make her thighs tremble by touching her in such a way that she’ll be fantasizing for days just about how you barely touched her. Gently but firmly play with her ample behind so that she knows that you are hers and she is yours and there is already something wonderful happening before you meander to her dander. This will have her ready and panting for you before anything even starts. Get body heat close so that she thinks you’re about to throw down, but have to explore her forest. But don’t surrender just yet.

2- Keep her simmerin – Before you disrobe her, breathe slowly through her garment so she can feel the steam of your desire..Don’t do it for too long so  that you can keep her excited. Get creative and switch between her FUPA and her thighs.

3- Don’t just pound it

When you begin to kiss her mound, start off slowly from the outside. Start by gently and slowly licking the outer edges of the outer cutains(labia), then very slowly spread them and admire her work, and with your soft tongue lick and kiss the inner lips like you’re slowly licking the top of a soft serve dripping ice cream cone, and around the pleasure center of her vagina. Do this softly yet still maintaining control of her body, as though you were still teasing her. You’ll find your way up to more intense pleasure as time goes by…

4- Wait for the pleasure center-Be patient before devouring  her clit for as long and I know painfully as you can. After all it’s not a Nintendo joy stick. Even as you kiss her juicy flesh and fun time entrance, see how hot you can get her by being a little mischievous and having you both wait for the main attraction. When you do begin to taste it, do it softly, like when you’re eating honey and focus on that area, you know that area (just above the clitoris), since most women prefer that you not pounce on them all at once.

5- Let’s do our ABC’s

If you’re not sure how to stroke it, try licking the shape of every letter in the alphabet to see what you get the most out of.Like if you like the later “A”, or the big “O”, get creative and see what you can spell out. Go from narrow to wide and watch her eyes roll into the back of her head. Slowly and gently make the clit the center of attention. That way, the post man can ring the bell more than once.

6- How about a little sucking…In the good way 

As she gets hotter and hotter, take her clit and slowly slurp it and suck it like you’re trying to eat her oyster. Get creative, flick your tongue and watch her squirm,  This takes women though a sexual roller coaster, faster, slower, up and down…. Women like that.

7- Listen for her pleasure

Listen carefully to her reactions, the sounds she makes. Listen to her compliment your work and beg for it at the same time. She will become your sub while writhing with uncontrollable pleasure. If she sounds hot and bothered, don’t stop that magic move.. When she’s not as intense it’s time to change it up.

8-Let’s hum along

You’ve heard of tongue fucking  being called a “hummer,” but it works. Come close to her and hum a song, or your breathing, anything, just hum. You know that friction, she’ll never need a vibrator if you put that move in your playbook,

9- Grab it and own it.

Hold on to her thighs or her apple bottom so you can rub one out against her lucious curves.Once you’ve come to a rhythm,go ahead and cop a feel. Those tig ol bitties need some attention too. Or, if she’s into it, have her suck your fingers like shes sucking your schlong, you know you get it.

10- Now , time to get real cozy

It’s a rumor that if your eyelids aren’t sticky by the time you get through, you’re missing something. Make sure your face is as smooth as a baby’s bottom. No one wants to remember you just because you gave them rug burn. Shake your face in it, she’ll go wild for it.

11- Your fingers are good tools

Start off with one finger. Slowly enter her walls and signal her to “come here” which will raise her honey pot of her orgasm. Even if you don’t know where the mysterious G-spot is, you might as well get yourself some first hand practice (it’s good to have some experience with it beforehand), just finger fucking  her as you lick her will have her rearranging her schedule to meet with you and your magic digits. At this point, you can rock it back and forth between your underpants snake and those digits to enhance your time and hers spent on the magic carpet ride.

12-Take a look at her eyes. She’s not gonna bite, unless you ask her to.

As time passes and things go from a walk in the park to a full on orgy, remember that you are still spending your time with another human being. So for all that is holy, every once in a while, take a peek at those peepers. Reassure her that she , at least at that moment (let’s be real it’s 2020) let her know that she’s the only girl in the world that is worth giving a damn enough to bring her some pleasure.

13- Know when to continue, or stop

When your woman gets close to it, you know, the big O, make sure her every wish is your absolute command. It doesn’t matter if you feel like your dick is about to explode or burst into flmes, keep your practices in check until you hear that herling primal scream, and her eyes fall into the back of her head and her epicenter showers you with her gift. Believe me , you’ll be walking around with such a puffed up chest that people will wonder what kind of acid you’re dropping and they’ll want to join the party too. Although, that part I will leave to you. You know, she deserves a little respect and discretion.

14- Bring The Party To A Close

The clit is extremely sensitive , especially after climax. DO NOT keep pounding at it like you were when you were trying to impress her. You have done a VERY good job. Now, straighten yourself, fix your face and do a cool down period. Time to be gentle again. You don’t have to stop, but think about slowly mellowing things down.. The licking and caressing doesn’t have to stop, but remember you are not power driving her anymore, at least not until later today, tomorrow or a few days from now. It’s ok, the punani will still be there..you’ll live..If you play your cards right.

blow her mind

While all of these are good ideas, you MUST remember to get creative with your moves. Be spontaneous, but not so spontaneous that you’re apologizing for it still a month later.

And think about it, the better you are to her, the better the chances you’ll have to get your knob shined. Happy Bumpin’